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Mario's good at a lot of things: Running, jumping, getting big, turning into a fire dude, being a doctor, plumbing, painting, and driving a go kart. 

One thing he's not particularly good at is being a real-live human being. 

YouTuber CrowbCat made a few modifications to the trailer for Super Mario Odyssey, the game that sticks Mario in a realistic urban setting, which only highlights how weird looking Mario really is. He did them one better, stucking a 6-foot tall Mario inside Grand Theft Auto, so you can see how gross it is for Mario to go to the strip club. Weird. 

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The idea of Mario, not only disrespecting Peach this way, but also engaging in any type of sexual situation makes me sick to my stomach. But aside from that, you can see Mario drive and explode in a helicopter, fall off a building, and meet a hail of gunfire at the hands of the Liberty City Police. 



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100% best part of the whole video right here:

It's hard for everyone to deal with the dog's death in John Wick. Oh, how many nights have we stayed awake wishing that those gangsters took John's life instead of his poor pup's. 

Well, someone finally made John Wick the right way.

This video puts the gun firmly in the mouth of an adorable little dog, whom after his master John Wick is killed, he takes a bite out of crime – or more specifically, puts a bullet in its head. 

Can Opener Studio's Stephen Parkhurst sheds a light on the lesser known plights of working in the customer service industry in this parody of the It Gets Better Project.

Note: this video contains some WARNING language.