oh Japan

Japanese pro wrestling champ Kazuchika Okada made this entrance into the ring, effectively putting all other wrestlers to shame. We're only sad that Okada didn't go Final Fantasy on his opponent and take that sword into the ring.

And now, a robotic Cup Noodle in honor of the brand's 40th anniversary.

Oh Japan, what WON'T you make into a robot?

Of course Japanese engineers have designed a 1.35 million-dollar robot that can be controlled with your mobile phone. Why would you even begin to think anything to the contrary.

WARNING: Language and insane neon colors in this video. And jackpots.

Starting in 1997, Japanese machine shop owner Hitoshi Takahashi started building this 17-ton robot. Two diesel engines allow the machine to walk at a brisk 2.5 MPH, which is just fast enough to walk straight into my mecha-loving heart.