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You may remember Boaty McBoatface, the potential name of a very expensive research vessel that was open to public suggestions. Well, it started to look like the majority vote wouldn't choose the name of that ship so a train in southern England decided to show solidarity and give their train a name. 

A spokesperson for the company explained to The Evening Standard that, "It is a one-off by one of our creative guards who wanted to bring a smile to the face of our customers". So sadly, taking the Trainy McTrainface home from work won't become a regular thing. 

Andy of Hamish and Andy has the difficult task of calling up a bowling alley and asking about 10 of his old buddies, including Stinkhole McCubbins, Sausages Perkins-Smythe, and Puss Gibbons.