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Thinking about getting married? Thinking about getting McDonald’s? Thinking about both? Well, some dude beat you to it.

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Southeast Asia features a special wedding tradition: “fetching the bride,” where the bride and groom do fun challenges to prove themselves worthy to their spouse. This dude, Chen Guanyou, honored his special day with his favorite special treat: A weekly McDonald’s run. 

Dressing up like Ronald, a burger, some fries, and more, he and his groomsman threw together this ridiculous video, which will probably have his bride-to-be thinking twice about tying the knot.

H/T TIME

It's your sucky day! (Ed: Sorry).

the folks at McDonald's hear you. Wnat all-day breakfast? Boom. Here's a McMuffin at 7:23pm. Want a smaller Big Mac? Boom. Buh-bye middle bread. You want a McRib? Sorry, you've got to wait for pork prices to plummet again. 

But one thing's for sure, they know that you're having a hard time with that Shamrock shake. And because McDonald's love you, they've hirded the team behind Google's modular smartphone Project Ara to produce S.T.R.A.W (Suction Tube for Reverse Axial Withdrawal). 



What's the difference between S.T.R.A.W. and straw? McDonald's new over-engineered bad bou comes with a hooked end and fore holes, which were designed specifically to allow people to finally taste their thicker than thick Chocolate Shamrock Shake. 

However, this project is a bit of a Willy Wonka Golden Ticket: S.T.R.A.W. is only availbable in 80 cities and limited to 2,000. 

It really is your sucky day.