Epic win prank bag of dicks that are edible.
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Everyone’s favorite comeback has become a reality. Your enemies can now literally eat a bag of dicks.

A new service called Dicks By Mail lets you anonymously ship a 5oz bag of gummy penises to family, friends or enemies.

Each bag costs just $15 plus shipping, and it includes a stock message for the recipient that says “Eat a bag of dicks.”

From the site:

Is it a threat? A gift? or just an unfriendly reminder that someone is a piece of sh*t; leave the recipient guessing for years to come.

Someone who recently received one of the packages in the mail posted a photo to Imgur, so you know what to expect.

The company says the prank is intended to be just for fun and not people with malicious intent.

This site was created to put a smile on peoples faces. It’s not meant to be a threat or a way to bully. If you are sending this with the intent to ruin someones day, then maybe its you who needs to eat a bag of dicks.

A similar online revenge service called was making headlines back in January, which let anyone send annoying packets of the stuff to people you hate.

service sends poops for polticians
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All the fun of lighting a bag of dog crap on someone’s front porch without the hassle of running away.

A new service from the high schoolers behind the vulva-shaped lollipops for Trump, Poop for Politicians is exactly what it sounds like. For the low, low price of $9.99 this bi-partisan poop delivery service will mail a package of feces to the politician of your choosing. Same day delivery! Wow!

Speaking to The Daily Dot, Jules and Gabe, the Poop for Politicians founders, explained, “All we're doing is capitalizing on the way people would like to convey a message to the people who play a direct role in their lives, and giving them a medium to do it.”

But isn’t this bad for the environment, you might ask. Well, this service uses 100% organic horse manure from a local farm. So it’s sustainable and eco-friendly. Plus, you can send a big package of shit to Paul Ryan! Whoa! Where do I sign up?

Just go to and send some poop to Washington today!