kfc

Yes, that is a Double Down (you know, the sandwich with chicken instead of bread) with a beef patty and bacon in the middle. Your heart valves just closed reading that sentence.

This guy went absolute rage mode after getting what shows all signs of a mayonnaise-drowned (legit drowned) shit sandwich. I'm just trying to find his Yelp account now for other reviews he might've penned in the throes of elevated anger.

You know, just in case you were looking for a way for your morning cup of coffee to be less healthy. For all those people that are hitting up KFC for breakfast food, of course.