jobs

Update: 36-year-old Ryan Liskow, of Rochester, is in custody after allegedly attempting to rob the Sterling State Bank again Tuesday after he got away Monday.

In a little over a week, President Obama is just another nameless schmo, searching the classifieds for a new job and living in his parents’ basement. He’ll probably get an internship or something and start a career in music PR.

Well, maybe Obama should look into a gig at Spotify because it seems like they’re offering a job that he’s especially qualified for: President of Playlists.

The job is live now on Spotify's employement page, so you could apply for it, but you'd have to meet these specific requirements:

1. Eight years running a highly-regarded nation
2. Having Kendrick Lamar play your birthday party
3. Having a Nobel Prize.

Check out the full job description:

via Spotify

Someone forward this to him, he’d be perfect. Does anyone know anyone at Spotfiy that could put in a good word for him?

Sofian Khan, professional dick photographer, is here to help you out. Check out a 'dickumentory' trailer that Khan is in below.