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spotify offers president barack obama job as president of playlists
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In a little over a week, President Obama is just another nameless schmo, searching the classifieds for a new job and living in his parents’ basement. He’ll probably get an internship or something and start a career in music PR.

Well, maybe Obama should look into a gig at Spotify because it seems like they’re offering a job that he’s especially qualified for: President of Playlists.

The job is live now on Spotify's employement page, so you could apply for it, but you'd have to meet these specific requirements:

  1. Eight years running a highly-regarded nation
  2. Having Kendrick Lamar play your birthday party
  3. Having a Nobel Prize.

Check out the full job description:



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Someone forward this to him, he’d be perfect. Does anyone know anyone at Spotfiy that could put in a good word for him?

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Update: 36-year-old Ryan Liskow, of Rochester, is in custody after allegedly attempting to rob the Sterling State Bank again Tuesday after he got away Monday.

win clever signs from employees at going out of business Australian retailer Dick Smith
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Australian Electronics retailer, Dick Smith, is closing all it's stores by the end of this month. 

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The Dickumentary from Capital K Pictures on Vimeo.



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20 People Who Don't Believe in Their Job But Still F**king Do It (Unlike Kim Davis)


Some of us don't like our jobs. Some of us don't believe in our jobs. Some of us downright hate our jobs.

But we still do them.

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#QuitYourJobIn5Words Is the Internet's Favorite New Hashtag

@Midnight asked the internet to #QuitYourJobIn5Words and they delivered in glorious fashion.

If the hashtag isn't obvious enough, users posted five-word phrases that would potentially cause them to lose their job.

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