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Dozens of Cute Cats and Kittens

What could be better than the best of the best when it comes to our adorable feline companions? The answer to that questions is actually "funny cat memes", but that digresses from our original answer. ***CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY*** Not since the days of the ancient Japanese and Egyptians have cute furry cats been so revered like they are today. It really does beg the question, who is wo/man's best friend in 2019? Have the puppers been ousted? You're the tie breaking vote, don't disappoint us. And if you need help in deciding, these cute dogs or these cutest dogs might help sway your feelings on the matter.

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You Thought That Sting You Got At the Beach Was Bad? Try One Of These On For Size

You've probably seen at least a few of the pictures of exotic locales with some of the craziest, and sometimes dangerous jellyfish in the world. But this monstrous specimen was found in the English Channel of all places, off of the coast of Cornwall. Better still, the jellyfish appeared out of the murk on the last day of Wild Ocean Week, which was a day to promote local fish species and understanding of the species living all around them, as well as to raise money for the Marine Conservation Society.


Monster Jellyfish - Huge human-sized jellyfish found off the Cornwall UK coast
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Get Ready to Meet The Next Nope - The Zombie Snail

Ok get ready for it internet. The zombie snail is back. After bursting onto the viral internet scene back in 2012, when National Geographic posted a video about the species. 2 years later, Wired did an article 2 years later on the natural phenomenon, dubbing these gastropods "Disco Zombies". They have taken the internet by storm, with Twitter blowing up with #nope hashtags after seeing the creepy crawly creature. 

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33 Funny Cat Memes That Never Fail to Make Us LOL

Nothing like some good old fashion funny cat memes to ease outta the BLAH zone. Cat memes were mankind's first example of artwork, first displayed on papyrus in Ancient Egypt. The truth is that the Egyptian deities man once worshiped were representations of the feline overlords and the meme lord who immortalized them. So all hail the cats and enjoy some of the funniest felines around. If looking for something more on the cute side, then these fantastic cute cats and precious kittens are just what the doctor ordered. Or perhaps a tone of humor a bit darker, with these 76 Cat memes That are LITERALLY the worst. Or, let's mix it up a bit and help us decide which of the top 10 breeds of cats are really the cutest, we can't do it without you. But if these are just too much for you, this movie gif  that sums up really how popular cats are. 

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Dude Pairs His Pokémon GO Collection With Fitting Names for His Girlfriend

When your dedication to catch 'em all becomes so extreme that you start seeing the people around you as actual Pokémon, it might be time to step away from Pokémon GO for awhile. However, if your girlfriend is completely chill with becoming the face of your collection, go for it. But I might rename some of these if you want to keep your testicles... Because if some of these are accurate you won't be doing yourself any favors by giving your Pokemon these names based on her and her behavior. If you thought these names were a riot, you have to check out some of the best unfortunate names that people have been called by their parents. 

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Top Ten Cutest Cat Breeds

There are between 44 to 48 recognized breeds of cats in the world, depending on who you ask. So we took on the monumental task of deciding which ones go in our top 10. These cat breeds are incidentally among the most popular in the world, and every year there are more breeds being recognized. I'm still waiting for Cheetahs to be recognized as house cats. If you thought training a dog to get a beer was clever, try a cheetah, it will bring it faster than you can get up from the couch.

How would you rank these cat breeds? Which one wins this makeshift pet pageant? Is there a breed missing? You be the guest judge. Prepare yourself for that role by pursuing some cute cats and kittens or cranking it up a notch with some funny cat memes so that you are fully ready to look at some really, really really cute cats and decide which one is the cutest. 

Cutest cats according to breed
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Cats, cats, cats are everywhere. Literally, anywhere you look, you're almost guaranteed to find something related to the feline persuasion. If you like cats as much as the next person, these hilarious cat memes will have you loling all day long.

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Thank You Florida, Now For Something Completely Different: An Alligator in Yoga Pants

You almost wish this headline was just click-bait. But unfortunately (or fortunately depending on how you see it), this actually happened. A routine traffic stop turned bizarre is this week's Florida headline. A couple was pulled over in May after running a stop sign, and deputies asked them what they had been doing, and they responded searching for frogs and snakes to collect. The deputies asked them if they had any other creatures in the truck, and that is when things took a turn for the weird.The woman had over 40 turtles in a Ninja Turtles backpack, which was definitely an eye-opener. But that is not what shocked the officers. 

The woman in the truck, Ariel Le Quire, after being asked if she had anything else, promptly pulled a foot-long alligator from the yoga pants she was wearing, and placed it in the bed of the pickup truck. The pair were cited and a judge found little humor in her stunt. sentencing Le Quire to 6 months probation, 200 hours of community service, and required her to pay $500 to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. This was all for charges of possessing an American Alligator, transporting more than one turtle or turtle egg, one count of possessing a soft-shell turtle, and one count of possessing more than one turtle, per day. 

The woman was also homeless at the time, so it is uncertain how the court expects her to pay the fine. But internet ridicule is sometimes a better teacher than any monetary penance could be.

Homeless Florida Woman Pulls Alligator Out Of Yoga Pants During Routine Traffic Stop
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Screenshot of the best Craigslist post ever of a guy who is trying to honestly sell his Koala with excellent description of the experience. Once he is in water he is fine getting him into the water is the challenge he will scratch you, he will bite you and you will bleed
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More Funny Craigslist?

If you've enjoyed this Craigslist post of a man trying to sell his Koala, you might like our other funny Craigslist memes. There is always something funny that someone posted on Craigslist, that is for sure.

But if you thought this exotic animal was an odd one, you won't believe this Craigslist ad of a dog that is trying to sell a cat! Now that is incredible. Or decide for yourself if this strange kitten is all that it seems

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Take That PETA! Scientists Reduce 99% of Methane From Cow Burps Using a Surprising Solution

I can already see that steak on my table. Cows are notorious for their meat, their mass, and their.... gas. A great deal of their methane production happens from their burps interestingly enough. And it is here that scientists are trying to come up with a solutions. Agriculture is one of the largest contributors to greenhouse gas emissions, with a third of that coming from livestock.

In an attempt to stymie the growing emission levels, California has enacted several regulations requiring all dairy farmers to reduce their methane emissions by at least 40% over the next decade. However, researchers at the University of California and the University of the Sunshine Coast looked into a solution in 2018 and 2019 respectively, and just recently came up with several solutions that may get them to those goals much quicker. Two different attempts have been made to solve the issue, with significantly different methodologies.


Scientists developing methods to reduce methane emissions of cattle in Australia and Europe
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This Guy is Putting Kazakhstan on The Map - For the Wrong Reasons

Let's face it, the average person cannot place Kazakhstan on a map, even if you paid them. But apparently the hijinks that Russians are so famous for all over the internet, also extend to the former USSR's territories turned independent nation-states. This guy took being drunk at the zoo to a whole new level. Now I am sure most of us have at least dreamt about riding a wild safari animal. This guy clearly had a little too much liquid courage in him when he pulled this stunt off. The culprit wasn't caught, but police are searching for him with the intent to press charges. Check out all the juicy details from the stunt, find out how special this particular zoo is, and decide if you might have found your next vacation spot. The animals would sure appreciate it, but I would avoid trying to ride them..

Drunk man climbs over fence in order to ride giraffe, and gets bucked off
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Using More Than a Few Cheesy Pick Up Lines Totally Worked For This Guy on Tinder (Even With a Few Mistakes)

Tinder isn't always a place to gather terrible attempts of men and women to get their bones jumped. Sometimes people actually understand the game and can even succeed! This guy is just one example of one of those select individuals who have made Tinder and other dating apps their oysters. So keep your material fresh with these Tinder experts that will have you sealing the deal in no time.

Looking for some of the worst attempts at flirting Tinder has been kind enough to offer us? These inane pickup linesoff Tinder will show you how bad some of these can get.

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These cat memes are so NOT from 3017

Recently, some cat memes have become all sophisticated and encompassing multiple levels of cat humor within complex and subtle punchlines. These cat memes are not like those. Not at all. They are much more, they are the ultimate answer to the entertainment industry having tanked with absolutely nothing fresh and interesting. But these hilarious cat memes are guaranteed not to disappoint, unlike these 20 cat memes that seem so silly when you look at them nowadays.

Cat meme of one cat putting the other in a loving choke hold,
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The Internet Unraveled Trying to Figure Out What This Creature Is

A rare site caused a media storm online, when a very strange albino animal showed up at a Maine train museum, who turned to the internet for a identification, which ended exactly like you'd think. Though the staff were perplexed trying to figure out it's identity, the common consensus, besides a lost toupee, an albino skunk, or even albino groundhog. Some people even believed the Earth had finally gotten real Tribbles from Star Trek. Alas, it was not to be.

They slowly tried every species until one fit, which works relatively well, though the park rangers might have been a good next call to make before turning to internet denizens for aid. Though they were pretty on the money, as the majority correctly identified it as a young albino porcupine. While the species itself is not so rare, and in fact quite prevalent in Maine, only about 1 in every 10,000 are born albino.

The esteemed guest has become the official unofficial ambassador of the museum, with fans swapping stories of their encounters with him.

Young albino porcupine found near Maine Museum breaks internet
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Epic Craigslist Post Seeks Out Generic Father Figure For Backyard BBQ

This is a classic great idea on how to take a classifieds site and use it in your favor. Where else would it be remotely socially acceptable to post an ad like this. These weirdos and their bizarre Craigslist ads might do well to pay attention, because they are clearly not as skilled. Nor are they as funny as these cat classifieds, though the "knocked up wh**e" definitely is my personal favorite.

Funny Craigslist post seeks out generic father figure for BBQ event.
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Cat Allergies Driving You Nuts? There Might Be A Vaccine For That Soon

Your sneezing and watery eyes, and mild to severe cases of anaphylactic shock, may soon be at an end. As much as 1 in every 10 humans has an allergy to cats, which makes this breakthrough perfectly timed. A Swiss company called HypoPet has come up with a brilliant way to stop cats from causing people to be so allergic to them. They have tackled a number of maladies that affect our fury companions, in the form of vaccines, instead of steroids or pills, they are focusing on trying to solve the problem instead of reducing the symptoms. 

Company is three years from releasing vaccine against cat allergies
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