jimmy kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel loves asking people on the street about their sex lives, as we all do. It's just fun to know who's getting laid and stuff because, oh, yeah, sex. 

You're not going to believe this, but on the day after Valentine's Day, well, people like to get, you know, intercoursed. Do you know what I'm saying? I'm talking about s-e-x, the physical act of love, people having it. 

So light some candels, eat an oyster, and pop open that merlot becuase random people on the street are saying whether or not they did "it" last night.

Sex. 

Okay, Jimmy, you are now officially 80 years old. Make sure to get off his lawn before you tell him that, though.

Nothing like punching someone in the face and stealing their Cheetos.

This video is pure wish fulfillment for anyone who is just sick as shit of hearing the name Harambe. Imagine it: You burst into the office of a lawyer who wasted $100,000 on a artificially flavored snack chip, punch them in the face, and lick Cheeto dust from your finger tips. 

Easy. Tell them you "did nothing to it." Watch their anxiety go nuts!

Well almost everyone. 

Could you have answered all of these questions?

Ahh, Fashion Week. The pinnacle, the apex, nay, the zenith of douchery in the world of art. Naturally, an event where everyone is trying their damnedest to "out-pretentious" each other makes for a premium trolling opportunity. And naturally, Jimmy Kimmel couldn't pass up such a trolling goldmine (trolldmine?). Ever heard of fashion designers like Joe Isuzu or Meadowlark Lemon? Neither have we, and neither have any of the guests at Fashion Week... but they're not about to admit that...