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The FC Barcelona defender Dani Alves was preparing for a corner kick on Sunday's match when he noticed a banana tossed at him onto the pitch. Without missing a beat, Alves responds to the racist gesture excellently by picking it up and eating it.

"We have suffered [racism] in Spain for some time," Alves said after the game. "We aren't going to change things easily"

Friends, teammates, and fans responded to Alves' actions with pride in a similarly humorous fashion on Instagram and Twitter.

Roberto Carlos... #NoAlRacismo #somostodosmacacos pic.twitter.com/K2U9wzKKQc

— PeriodistasyAnónimos (@PeriodistasAnon) April 28, 2014

Flawless!

"Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" star Tituss Burgess post this gem on Instagram Tuesday with director Tina Fey and co-star Jane Krakowski. The three are seen lip syncing Beyoncé's 'Flawless' and KILLING it.

At closer inspection, it seems Tituss has a very healthy obsession with Beyoncé. As one should.

I've got a message for Mrs. Carter @beyonce

A video posted by Tituss Burgess (@titusssawthis) on Jul 18, 2015 at 4:08pm PDT

Buffalo Bills' LeSean McCoy just wanted to throw an invite-only adult-party before leaving training camp, and the internet found out. Like any good party-host, he's changed his strategy and made his new party much more NFL and family-friendly.

Warning: Adult language and some sweet moves.

Aaand I could listen to this enhanced version all day...

Everybody's dancing to it!

That's it. It's not even a joke set up, it's just a description of what happened after a rodeo.

Just a casual son, Brooklyn, jumping over his dad, David Beckham, moment. Jumping Beckham... like Beckham?

Earlier today a student armed with a knife at Franklin Regional Senior High School near Pittsburgh, PA attacked and injured at least 20 students. Several have been hospitalized with serious injuries but no deaths have been reported as of this time. Thinking quickly, student Nate Scimio pulled the fire alarm and alerted other students of the emergency. After he was taken to the hospital, this selfie happened.

Frankly, making some derisive comment about "kids these days" seems totally unwarranted when the kid involved likely saved lives. Of course, that didn't stop the press from asking for interviews and snarky comments like this:

and now high school baseball has seen the #RunningManChallenge.