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Employee gets punished for being great at his job, so he decides to stop trying at all: 'Even though I performed my duties better than the others in my department, I was effectively punished for being so good.'
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Hiring managers accidentally send post-interview discussion to a job candidate, leading candidate to hear everything they had to say about her: ‘Well, that's authentic feedback’
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Mother argues with family members over going to a funeral for a distant family member she doesn't even visit, or her daughter's dance recital: 'I wouldn’t mind attending if it weren’t for my daughter’s recital.'
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29-year-old homeowner comes home to find her brother unpacking in her house after her parents secretly gave him her emergency key: 'Once he was already inside, you'd calm down'
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Neighbor parks two cars in front of residents' front door and refuses to move either, leading residents to report her unused car as an unregistered vehicle
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