holidays

Get more holiday cheer (and terror) over at Sketchy Santas!

The big and burly Pittsburgh Penguins took off the pads, hung up the skates, and created a knockout Home Alone parody just in time for the holiday season.

This couldn't come at a better time. We're still trying to deal with whatever sort of cigarette munching, crazy-eyed, mop-headed, sewage beast the once beloved, vaguely adorable Macaulay Carson Culkin evolved into.

Believe it or not, people have been cooking all kinds of savory meats in their dish washers since the 1970's. Reknowned chef, David Burke, says that can even include the star of your holiday feast! Sealing the bird tightly in a number of Tupperware containers and running it for a few cycles will apparently do the trick. It probably isn't the best way to get that classic golden sheen, but it will definitely be a conversation starter around the dinner table!

Click here for the full recipe.

And now, everyone's favorite metal cover artist taking on some holiday tunes.

Hey, did you know that Christmas is in less than two weeks? Time to start scrambling and getting gifts for those relatives you never talk to and coworkers you almost remember the name of. Watch the video and click through the gallery for inspiration!

Get into the holiday spirits with all things awful and awesome on Sketchy Santas!

That's just the beginning! Check out the via link below to see more of Mental Floss's roundup of geeky gingerbread constructions!