high five

Yes. 

Sometimes you nedd to have your faith rewarded a little bit, and who's going to do that, godamn Barry White, Jr., a fifth-grade ltieracy teacher from Carlotte, NC. 

In an attempt to earn his students' trust and make them feel special, he has a different, customized goddamn handshake for every goddamn student, and goddamn, he's great. 

Apparently, he got the idea from goddamn LeBron James. Just awesome. Look at this gif: 



via Imgur

More Barry White, Jrs, goddamnit 

Here's the official measure in all its glory. We encourage any and all from the great state of Missouri to get going and start high fiving each other immediately.



Hopefully once this is done we can make this the official national greeting: