golf

FootGolf is an officially recognized sport in the Netherlands, but the rest of the world still has room to catch up. The rules are simple: No cleats, wear a polo, and kick that ball towards the goal in one motion.

And now for an educational video:

Golf is boring. It’s slow moving, low scoring, and you have to be super rich to play. The only thing that’s really good about gold is that it provides the perfect setting for a real “snobs vs. slobs” scenerio, like in Caddyshack or Happy Gilmore.

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That’s probably what this slob was thinking when took on the snobs at the 18th Hole at the Farmers Insurance Open. Watch him, in all his glory, jump into the pond at Torrey Pinnes’ golf course. It’s wonderful.

WARNING: Some language in this video. Also, a bit of the excrement of the worst species of bird in the world (DON'T ARGUE THIS FACT).