Via spartya19
genius
Apparently Wikipedia's still relevant and serves a much higher purpose than taking up space in a works cited page starved for more sources cause Sparks Notes and Cliff Notes only took you so far. Yes. A trickster-destined purpose like getting a devious little fanboy into a concert by allowing him to go into the band's info and change it so that he's the newest member of the family. Job well done, bro. Hope the V-Neck outfitted, Fedora-capped, Axe body spray-suffocated VIP pit of pick-up line peddling goonery is worth it. But hey, lest we forget he's guaranteed to bump into some hot chicks that showed up with every intention to Insta-Snapchat the shit out of each other, cause the lighting is on fleek.
Via Dicks By Mail
Everyone’s favorite comeback has become a reality. Your enemies can now literally eat a bag of dicks.
A new service called Dicks By Mail lets you anonymously ship a 5oz bag of gummy penises to family, friends or enemies.
Each bag costs just $15 plus shipping, and it includes a stock message for the recipient that says “Eat a bag of dicks.”
From the site:
Is it a threat? A gift? or just an unfriendly reminder that someone is a piece of sh*t; leave the recipient guessing for years to come.
Someone who recently received one of the packages in the mail posted a photo to Imgur, so you know what to expect.
The company says the prank is intended to be just for fun and not people with malicious intent.
This site was created to put a smile on peoples faces. It’s not meant to be a threat or a way to bully. If you are sending this with the intent to ruin someones day, then maybe its you who needs to eat a bag of dicks.
A similar online revenge service called ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com was making headlines back in January, which let anyone send annoying packets of the stuff to people you hate.
