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Axe, schmaxe someone needs to protect the store.

Darius Davies-Shojaee tricked the BBC into interviewing him live on air about a real incident that occured on a recent Ryanair flight where two dudes got into a brawl over a lady while the plane was in the air. Darius' version of events goes a little bit differently than what really happened, and includes a... helicopter of sorts.

Reports are already coming in that all three involved in the brawl were finally kicked off the plane, and permanently banned from the airline.