fart

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Unfortunately Szilard Horvath's comedic genius wasn't rewarded (as it wasn't approved by his bosses) and he's looking for another job already.

And hey look, there's even more progress being made on this thing! Now with MORE BUTT:

Farts: always funny, amirite?

From the submitter:

This is a stop sign right outside of the elementary school I work in.

At first this just stinks, and then it’s music to your ears.

A comedy duo from Australia called the Shonky Brothers have turned some flatulence into a “7-tone fart symphony.”

One of the brothers named Loz, recently farted, and the two realized there was something very special about it.

When the audio is slowed down, as demonstrated in the video above, it becomes recognizable as a major seventh arpeggio in the key of B flat.

It’s “the greatest fart I ever did,” Loz writes in the video.

You can listen to the final product below, which he calls his “Magnum Anus,” and even make it your ringtone!

From The Local:

"It's a nice present for the festive season," he told The Local on Tuesday. "There will be a real need for these pills over Christmas."

Poincheval, who has been involved in homeopathy, claims the all-natural herbal medicine not only facilitates intestinal transit, but also neutralises the odour of the gas let out.

According to the website that sells the pills, which also come in rose and violet scents, the herb mixture also helps reduce bloating.

Seen at the Vancouver Science World - where clearly people have been doing some studying and fact-checking.