elevator
Going up? The elevator is the savior of all people, lazy and otherwise, who just can't stand the thought of a few flights of stairs. So take the easy way, the fast way, and honestly between us, the smart way. Who needs to get to their destination looking like they finished an IronMan.
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Entitled Karen refuses to accept muffin that has been microwaved, says she doesn't care, employee serves her a rock-hard frozen muffin: ‘It was cold as ice, hard as a rock, and you couldn't even peel the paper wrapper off, it was all frozen together'
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Candidate asks to reschedule final interview, hiring manager’s response raises immediate red flags: 'We value dedication here'
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Clever manufacturing plant worker plans a 20-person meeting that no one attends, then gets even with the no-show employees: 'Management had a fit'
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Nightclub promoter ignores hotel worker’s parking warning, gets towed, chases the truck down the street on foot, then has the nerve to demand refund: ‘I obviously refused, and told him to get out’
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