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Well shoot, my record-setting apple-eating-while-balancing run only had twelve solid bites. I'll never get into the hall of fame now!

I'm glad that someone shined a light on this. 

YouTuber skippy62able aka L.A. Beast wanted to find out how many lightbulbs a human can eat in 10 minutes. It seems painful, but he's got a bottle of Crystal Pepsi to wash down all that glass. This is what Darwin had in mind when he put the idea of natural selection into the world.

One can imagine 150 years from now when all the world is a barren wasteland, only those who can consume glass will survive. Is the L.A. Beast the next phase of human evolution. Short answer: Yes. 

via WiffleGif

Well, it turns out I've been eating watermelon incorrectly for basically my entire life. Thank you, you sage man.

Now that this baby's has experienced the only real joy in life, it's all downhill from here. At least he's in good company: