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Overserved Pizza Bro Wins the Hearts of the Internet After His Shamelessly Honest Sick Note

A solid WIN-coated tale of excellence right here, guys: pizza bro has some money invested in horse, horse ends up winning, naturally pizza bro goes on to enjoy his newfound riches and spoils and live a momentary life at the height of decadence itself. So ever responsible, and apparently supremely honest, Gaslight Pizza Shop Bro owner Blake Pendlebury posted a note on Facebook about how he wouldn't be able to open shop that night to serve the hungry denizens.

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You may recognize this trick made famous by magician James Galea, but you probably haven't seen it done by a "totally pissed" Irishman in a pub!

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Tough Love Mom Makes Epic Birthday Cake in the Form of Daughter's Drunk Vomit Photo

When your mom has a photo of you passed out with a toilet seat smashing into the top of your head, a kid must be in constant fear for her mom to play that card.

Abbie Price recently turned 18 and got a special surprise when her mother presented her with a birthday cake perfectly molded to resemble her infamous drunk bathroom photo.

Mom is hoping that this amazing three tier cake will hinder her daughter's binge drinking.

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This could very well be Photoshopped, but that doesn't make it any less true.

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This Guy is Putting Kazakhstan on The Map - For the Wrong Reasons

Let's face it, the average person cannot place Kazakhstan on a map, even if you paid them. But apparently the hijinks that Russians are so famous for all over the internet, also extend to the former USSR's territories turned independent nation-states. This guy took being drunk at the zoo to a whole new level. Now I am sure most of us have at least dreamt about riding a wild safari animal. This guy clearly had a little too much liquid courage in him when he pulled this stunt off. The culprit wasn't caught, but police are searching for him with the intent to press charges. Check out all the juicy details from the stunt, find out how special this particular zoo is, and decide if you might have found your next vacation spot. The animals would sure appreciate it, but I would avoid trying to ride them..

Drunk man climbs over fence in order to ride giraffe, and gets bucked off
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18 Times Drunk People Were The Real Champions of the Weekend

Ah Friday has rolled around yet again. Another week just about in the books. We sit on the cliff of dwindling work constraints, and stare out at the infinite possibilities of the weekend. I can almost taste that shit. The burn of a shot forced upon you by a friend supercharged on liquid courage. The steady mounting bar tab. The stressful ritual of approaching someone who might've made eye contact with you, or not at all, every now and again. Cheers ya filthy animals, happy Friday.

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