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Last week, as Fox News desperately looked for something other than a reality-TV gameshow host becoming president to point to as the end of civilzation, stumbled upon a little boy and a fire. That boy, who’s name is Connor, actually, said that he kind of started the fire because he felt like it and wanted to say “screw our president.”
Well, it turns out that Connor is none other than famous comedian and Price is Right-host Drew Carrey’s son. According to TMZ, Connor's infamous act of civil disobedience didn’t go unpunished.
“A source close to Drew tells us Connor got caught up in the emotions of the crowd around him, and he was in hot water afterward," writes TMZ. "We're told Drew and Connor's mom were upset about how he expressed himself to the reporter, and talked to him about his language.”
Well, that’s it for me. I’ll never be surprised by anything again. Not even a super-secret surprise birhtday party that you guys are throwing me. Nope, I’m sure there’s nothing in this room. Oh, it’s completely empty. I guess there isn’t a surprise birthday party for me.
Via @alanferrier
This posting for Trump's inauguration from Scottish newspaper Sunday Herald's TV critic Damien Love would be funny if it wasn't so terrifying.
Via CineFix
The He-Man Woman Haters’ Club is about one thing: Family.
This recut of The Little Rascals movie, using audio from Furious 7 is probably the best thing you'll see today.
You’d never know it, but hearing Vin Diesel, Tyrese, and Jason Statham’s voice come out of Alfafa, Spanky, and Buckwheat is incredible. Not to mention the perfect matching of the soapbox derby with the dubstep of Furious 7.
Ugh. This is perfect. And thank you for not putting Donald Trump (that billionaire, reality-TV gameshow host who won the presidency last yera) in this trailer because he’s 100% in The Little Rascals movie as, get this, the loser rich kid’s father.
It turns out that there's a VERY fine line between Donald Trump and the Futurama character Zapp Brannigan. Memes with Zapp's image and Trumps tweets started circulating the internet and they caught the attention of Billy West, the voice actor who plays Zapp Brannigan on Futurama. The recordings he made are out of this world.
After the activist group Deportracism.com offered to pay $5,000 to an audience member for heckling Trump about his racist remarks on the campaign trail, Larry David did just that as part of the SNL opening monologue highlighting Donald Trumps many flaws. Who knows if he will really get that $5,000.
Via Bad Lip Reading
"The new kid smells like falalfel and wants to shave my mustache."
Since last Friday, we've wondered what the high and mighty were saying at the inauguration. Well, those days are over.
The geniuses at Bad Lip Reading have finally released their "Inauguration Day" video, and it's glorious. Now, you can enjoy Trump's speech without all post-apocolyptic imagery and good ol' fashioned American "carnage."
Enjoy!
That reality-TV gameshow host who is now our president, Donald Trump recently tweeted the framed inauguration picture he hangs in his office. It's got a fancy frame, an autograph from photographer Abbas Shirmohammadi, the wrong date, and the website that framed it with a gigantic WWW.
Wait, did you say "wrong date"? Yup, as everyone knows, Trump's inauguration happened on National Day of Patriotic Devotion, which as everyone knows is January 20. National Day of Patriotic Devotion happens on the same day every year. If you didn't know that, it's because it's a new holiday Trump invented for his inauguration.
However, Trump's new plaque says January 21, which, hilariously, is the day of the Women's March that far more people were at. Universe, you've done it again.
Check out people pointing the president's mistake.
Via Super Deluxe
I've heard of Sunny Day Real Estate, but Sunday Day Real Estate tycoon?
If you're tired of reading Trump's tweets the old fashioned way (taking shots of whiskey and clutching a rosary veads), then the folks at Super Deluxe have the song for you.
"Emo Trump" is here to dye that orange broom black, slap some mascara on that fake tan, and help you get through that reality-TV gameshow host's attacks on the media by alternating between high-pitched whining and gutteral screams. It's like if Taking Back Sunday or My Chemical Romance were singing these tweets only sadder because Trump's the most popwerful person in the world and he's still totally miserable.
Truth be told, this is now my favorite song, just edging out "Happy Birthday" by the Hill Sisters.
