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Oi, guvnor, what's all this about then?
It appears that the British are coming... to protest the American president, you know, that reality-TV gameshow host who enacted a Muslim Ban last friday, and his visit across the pond. It would appear as though they don't want him either.
And what better way to voice their concerns than with some hilarious protest signs. Here are some of the best:
Via CineFix
The He-Man Woman Haters’ Club is about one thing: Family.
This recut of The Little Rascals movie, using audio from Furious 7 is probably the best thing you'll see today.
You’d never know it, but hearing Vin Diesel, Tyrese, and Jason Statham’s voice come out of Alfafa, Spanky, and Buckwheat is incredible. Not to mention the perfect matching of the soapbox derby with the dubstep of Furious 7.
Ugh. This is perfect. And thank you for not putting Donald Trump (that billionaire, reality-TV gameshow host who won the presidency last yera) in this trailer because he’s 100% in The Little Rascals movie as, get this, the loser rich kid’s father.
After the activist group Deportracism.com offered to pay $5,000 to an audience member for heckling Trump about his racist remarks on the campaign trail, Larry David did just that as part of the SNL opening monologue highlighting Donald Trumps many flaws. Who knows if he will really get that $5,000.
Via Super Deluxe
I've heard of Sunny Day Real Estate, but Sunday Day Real Estate tycoon?
If you're tired of reading Trump's tweets the old fashioned way (taking shots of whiskey and clutching a rosary veads), then the folks at Super Deluxe have the song for you.
"Emo Trump" is here to dye that orange broom black, slap some mascara on that fake tan, and help you get through that reality-TV gameshow host's attacks on the media by alternating between high-pitched whining and gutteral screams. It's like if Taking Back Sunday or My Chemical Romance were singing these tweets only sadder because Trump's the most popwerful person in the world and he's still totally miserable.
Truth be told, this is now my favorite song, just edging out "Happy Birthday" by the Hill Sisters.
How to create the Cat trend taking over Instagram:
Step 1: Brush your cat
Step 2: Form the hair you brushed into a toupee
Step 3: Place toupee on the cat
Step 4: Take a picture and call it a day!
Bonus Step:
Check out some run-of-the-mill Donald Trump Memes to get in the right mood before styling cat's hairdo
Via LastWeekTonight
John Oliver has concluded that, rather than his 'straight talk', business acumen or blatant racism, Donald Trump's success is based mainly on his 'branding'. The association of success with the name Trump has been carefully cultivated. According to one historian, Donald's family name used to be 'Drumpf' which sounds much less prestigious. That's why Oliver wants to #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain. 
via donaldjdrumpf
There's even a website where you can buy a neat hat! And, as with almost everything worth doing, there's also a Chrome extension for it, so you can instantly make Donald Drumpf again.
Via @dansolomon
During the Republican debate, candidates devolved into a literal penis measuring contest. Here's a video of a choice clip of Donald Trump defending his size because as Americans, that's the kind of thing that's important to us when choosing a leader.
This lead to the creation of the "Girthers" movement, a pun on the "Birthers" movement that plagued President Obama's campaign. So, at least something funny came out of it. Of course Twitter is awash with jokes (be prepared for a lot of "long form" puns).
via @seanodotcom, @kerrthon, @WeeingInTheWind, @JustBlais, @joshgreenman, @andrewkleske,
Sometimes you hear of a man so annoying, so unpleasant that a whole coutnry decides to troll the shit out of him.
That man: The reality-TV gameshow host Donald Trump, the President of the Unitied States for some reason.
That country: Scotland.
On Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, correspondent Amy Hoggart traveled to Scotland to see how the country made trolling Trump a national pastime.
