dinner

At four feet and six inches in length, this is the largest commercially available pizza. Granted, you have to phone Los Angeles's Big Momma's and Papa's Pizzeria a day in advance to get it. However, the option is available!

At least, not tonight.

Well now, doesn't that just sound like a cute date?

Well, that's one way to keep your coworkers out of the 'za...

In this video: Ripped Santa (alternatively: An even older and more ripped Grizzly Adams) gets dinner for the evening in an unexpected way.