dinner

At least, not tonight.

Well now, doesn't that just sound like a cute date?

In this video: Ripped Santa (alternatively: An even older and more ripped Grizzly Adams) gets dinner for the evening in an unexpected way.

At four feet and six inches in length, this is the largest commercially available pizza. Granted, you have to phone Los Angeles's Big Momma's and Papa's Pizzeria a day in advance to get it. However, the option is available!

Well, that's one way to keep your coworkers out of the 'za...