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Crime of The Day: Man Responds to Police Summons in Best Way Possible

Response of The Day: New Jersey Man Responds to Police Summons in Best Way Possible
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This whole situation just really stinks.

A New Jersey man is facing charges after wiping a police summons "between his butt cheeks" and throwing it at an officer.

The 45-year-old man is reportedly facing a felony for purposely causing the officer to come in contact with bodily fluids during the incident this summer.

The indictment alleges that the man threw the summons in the direction of the officer after "placing it between his butt cheeks" and "wiping the paper in an upward and downward motion."

Dang, Jersey man. You're giving Florida man a run for his money.

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Rick and Morty Read a Super NSFW Transcript From a REAL Court Room

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Language Warning: Both the judge and defendant in this case throw around some very NSFW language. 

Here's the full performance by the voice actors at the SDCC this year:

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Judge Orders Slimy Landlord to Re-Sod Their Own Lawn

When this Landlord went back on their word and tried to con their old tenants out of their security deposit, they took the matter to court. You don't expect a judge to be so sensible. For another landlord-based revenge story, here's a landlord who tried to rip off their tenant, but ended up paying over $6.5 K.

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Memes of Crime and Punishment

Ever fancied yourself interested in the legal system or at least wanted to make a goof out of crime? Here are some memes related to all things legal and criminal. Does looking at memes make you more knowledgeable of the criminal justice system? We think so. For some intriguing stories, here are some lawyers biggest revelations in court.

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Judge Is Having None Of This Bullshit Parking Ticket

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The law is the law. 

This woman from Providence, RI parked her car at 9:58 am in a spot that was clearly marked 8 to 10. What is a judge supposed to do, let her go? What is this the magical lawless land of Discovery Zone? I think not. 

Watch this judge throw the book at her. 

Just kidding, he's really fun and funny, and this video is great because he's not a total dick about it. 

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