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![Biotech employee starts planning to quit after their boss expects them to train the fresh-out-of-college new hire they gave the promotion to :‘[She’s] asking me to hold her hand through tasks daily’](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAI=)
Biotech employee starts planning to quit after their boss expects them to train the fresh-out-of-college new hire they gave the promotion to :‘[She’s] asking me to hold her hand through tasks daily’
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Job candidate leaves in the middle of group interview after company refuses to provide health insurance to new hires: ‘I don't care’
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26-year-old woman refuses when neighbor demands bread after complaining about the noise created by her baking: 'She is now telling other people in our building that I'm petty and unneighborly'
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27-year-old tenant pays extra rent to keep her home office private, stands her ground when her roommate tries to give it away to guests: ‘That was the deal from day one’
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65-year-old neighbor gifts new resident a garden gnome, then demands she puts it in her front lawn, resident refuses: ‘The gnome is guarding my tools in the shed’
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