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'Car wouldn’t start and made a loud thumping noise': Entitled parents borrow car for over a month from 25-year-old daughter, returns it with no gas and in worse condition than when they borrowed it
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Employee fired due to "attendence issues" after missing 2 days of work after being rushed by ambulance into ICU, employee wants to take legal action after: 'I want to hold him accountable'
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Boss demands employee stop taking advantage of their flexible hours and end workdays at exactly 4 pm, then takes it back after realizing the effects on company output: ‘He admitted he was wrong’
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HOA President "Susan" grills new neighbor about using electric grills on his balcony, he proves they're acceptable with the support of other residents: 'Lady, it’s grilled chicken. Not nuclear waste.'
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6-year-old daughter invites neighbor's 8-year-old son to eat cake, then tells him there's none left when he arrives, his mom forbids her from talking to him again: ‘I don't want to see her anywhere near my son’
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