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Via TMZ
Britney Spears' little sister broke up a fight at a Pita Pit in Hammond, LA last month, and thanks to TMZ, you can now watch the whole thing go down.
Her friend was caught in the middle of the scuffle, so she went behind the counter and grabbed a large knife which she then used to threaten the brawlers until they stopped.
The last time a member of the Spears family frantically waved around a deadly weapon was the Great Bald Britney Paparazzi Umbrella Attack of 2007.
Maybe Jamie Lynn has a future in law enforcement if the singing career doesn't work out?
Via Business Insider
A Cheshire man was able to survive a close-range shotgun glass because of his pocketed iPhone, which absorbed most of the damage:
Fortunately, the victim’s mobile phone took the brunt of the shot and, as a result of this, he survived. This is remarkable – had that phone not been in his pocket at that time he would undoubtedly have died.
Some jokers over at Trinity college hacked the English School's staff page, adding in a one "Conan T. Barbarian" to their staff list. Dr. Barbarian studied Post-Colonial theory at the Sorbonne, and completed his PhD with his dissertation, "To Hear the Lamentations of Their Women: Constructions of Masculinity in Contemporary Zamoran." Sadly, Dr. Barbarian has been removed from Trinity's page. His legend, of course, lives on.
