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This is Angela Zhang, a Californian student who just won $100,000 in the Siemens Competition in Math, Science & Technology. Her contribution to the competition? Nothing big, just discovering a cell that can fight cancer. Oh sorry, I meant developed that cell. Her work, titled "Design of Image-guided, Photo-thermal Controlled Drug Releasing Multifunctional Nanosystem for the Treatment of Cancer Stem Cells," is a total mouthful, but some are saying it's a real "Swiss army-knife" in the fight against cancer - helping both the treatment of cancer cells and their detection.

Did I mention that she's seventeen years old?

And with that, I'm going to go pretend like I've accomplished something with my life.

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TL;DR, A very clever hacker turns Jersey Shore into this:

And here's a video describing his creation process:

Here's the official measure in all its glory. We encourage any and all from the great state of Missouri to get going and start high fiving each other immediately.



Hopefully once this is done we can make this the official national greeting:

Britney Spears' little sister broke up a fight at a Pita Pit in Hammond, LA last month, and thanks to TMZ, you can now watch the whole thing go down.

Her friend was caught in the middle of the scuffle, so she went behind the counter and grabbed a large knife which she then used to threaten the brawlers until they stopped.

The last time a member of the Spears family frantically waved around a deadly weapon was the Great Bald Britney Paparazzi Umbrella Attack of 2007.

Maybe Jamie Lynn has a future in law enforcement if the singing career doesn't work out?

Remember to turn on closed captions for this one!

Matthew Sitko lost control of his SUV in Lewiston, Idaho and nearly drove over the edge of a cliff before stabilizing precariously on the edge. That's when a passerby managed to pull Sitko out of his vehicle and get him to safety.