competition

And here I thought snare drums couldn't be cool. Jokes on me I guess?

"Not a WIN"? Well, it's certainly not this:

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Here's a closer look at Madison Rowley, sporting a gigantic bushy beard:

Remember folks: The larger the game of dodgeball, the easier it is to cheat!

Uh, can't even. Dog's name is, 'SweePee.' The Chicago Tribune reports that judges “take into account bad appearance, including stench, poor complexion and a host of other inherited and acquired maladies.” The pup's owner, Jason Wurtz took home a sweet $15,000 for first prize in the competition; and Wurtz says he plans to use some of the winnings to remove a tumor that appeared on SweePee’s gum line.