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Here's a closer look at Madison Rowley, sporting a gigantic bushy beard:

Uh, can't even. Dog's name is, 'SweePee.' The Chicago Tribune reports that judges “take into account bad appearance, including stench, poor complexion and a host of other inherited and acquired maladies.” The pup's owner, Jason Wurtz took home a sweet $15,000 for first prize in the competition; and Wurtz says he plans to use some of the winnings to remove a tumor that appeared on SweePee’s gum line.

And here I thought snare drums couldn't be cool. Jokes on me I guess?

"Not a WIN"? Well, it's certainly not this:

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