competition

Remember folks: The larger the game of dodgeball, the easier it is to cheat!

And here I thought snare drums couldn't be cool. Jokes on me I guess?

Uh, can't even. Dog's name is, 'SweePee.' The Chicago Tribune reports that judges “take into account bad appearance, including stench, poor complexion and a host of other inherited and acquired maladies.” The pup's owner, Jason Wurtz took home a sweet $15,000 for first prize in the competition; and Wurtz says he plans to use some of the winnings to remove a tumor that appeared on SweePee’s gum line.

Here's a closer look at Madison Rowley, sporting a gigantic bushy beard: