coke

When life gives you cheap plastics, make music!

It's kind of the reverse of Jesus turning water into wine, except definitely don't drink it.

Once upon a time, Coca-Cola spent $100 million on cans filled with water that spelled like farts. It was supposed to be a massive promotion so that you would find cool things inside the can. These special cans would send a spring-loaded prize flying out of the can as soon as it was tapped. But these cans were also filled with water that smelled like farts. 

Yeah, I think I'll just have a gulp Pepsi.