Happy Valentine's Day everybody! If you need me, I'll be in the bar (participating in activities to help actively forget that it's Valentine's Day.)
Somehow I don't think I'll be alone in this endeavor.
10... 9... 8... 7... HURK
Looks like this infographic's creator doesn't think much of Tootsie Rolls.
A Plains Township, PA woman celebrated her 100th birthday says the secret to a long life is literally in the bottle.