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One little boy gets his wish, and luckily it's the only real wish in existence: BECOMING BATMAN.

The car gurus over at Team Galag constructed this replica Tumbler from the Batman movies, entirely street-legal, for a cool $1.6 million. I know what you're thinking, "That seems awfully cheap!". Keep in mind, however, that you're going to need another $1.6 million to get all of the camera equipment you need to film all of the visually incoherent car chases with it. Them's the breaks!

Commissioner Gordon is about to be ripped, guys. J.K. Simmons is clearly not taking this role lightly.

Simmons is 61-years-old. When I'm 61, I'll be somewhere on a white sandy beach with a bottomless bucket of beers on ice within arms reach, and a fat Cuban cigar hangin' out my mouth, with my biggest worry being whether to switch over to Cadillac Margaritas before or after taking a dip in the Caribbean waters. A guy can dream, right? Check out a couple more shots of Simmons in action on his training regimen below: