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Commissioner Gordon is about to be ripped, guys. J.K. Simmons is clearly not taking this role lightly.

Simmons is 61-years-old. When I'm 61, I'll be somewhere on a white sandy beach with a bottomless bucket of beers on ice within arms reach, and a fat Cuban cigar hangin' out my mouth, with my biggest worry being whether to switch over to Cadillac Margaritas before or after taking a dip in the Caribbean waters. A guy can dream, right? Check out a couple more shots of Simmons in action on his training regimen below:

German photographer Markus Reugels creates these shots by dripping water in front of a high-resolution image and quickly capturing the drop in mid-flight. The drops almost perfectly capture the image in a cool globe. Check out more in the gallery below, including some of his pop-culture-inspired pieces!

Well now, doesn't that just sound like a cute date?

Exactly what a "4D" roller coaster is is anyone's guess. We're guessing that's some sort of notice for how much you're going to throw up while riding this thing.

New from the "Why Did I Laugh That Hard?" files. Enjoy!