Arnold Schwarzenegger

Yesterady we reported with glee that Arnold Schwarzenegger gave a quick slam to Canadian doormat Nickelback, saying that they have a higher approval rating than Congress. 


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Well, Nickelback has struck back, asking Arnold to look at the proverbial Photograph, a production still from Batman & Robin. 

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Then Arnold responded to that and the two buried the hatchet.

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Suddently, it became apparent that all the world events were converging into one. Arnold, Nickelback, gerrymandering? What did it all mean? Were we on some collision course with the future? 

The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it, for the first time, with a sense of hope. Because if a machine, a Terminator, can learn the value of human life, maybe we can too.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger entered the Madame Tussauds wax museum in Hollywood disguised as the T-800, pranking fans and an impersonator.

I'll be wax.

Howard is just your average, not-famous employee at Gold's Gym. He just wants to promote health and fitness, even though he looks strangely familiar...