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Before long, we're going to have to put the number two between those symbols, eh?

There's more word play than can fit in your 120 Gig iPod over at So Much Pun!

Apple was pretty brave this year.

After removing every port they possibly good so that they could create both more dongles and fewer wires, they released a new MacBook Pro with a Touch Bar and totally affordable price tag.

But what about us poor schmoes that can’t afford a $2,300 laptop? There’s a YouTube video for that.

In just 26 seconds this video will show you how to turn your old, broken, awful, worthless, bordering on illegal MacBook into a brand-new, state-of-the-art Touch Bar-ready MacBook.

Tools you’ll need:

• MacBook Pro
• Masking Tape
• Electrical Tape

Get to work!

Russian artist Dimitri Tsykalov eschews traditional sculpting tools and makes these fruit and vegetable skulls using axes, saws, and electrical drills - making them even creepier than they already are. Check the via link for more, and check out plenty more cool food sculptures and lols over here!