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Apple was pretty brave this year.

After removing every port they possibly good so that they could create both more dongles and fewer wires, they released a new MacBook Pro with a Touch Bar and totally affordable price tag.

But what about us poor schmoes that can’t afford a $2,300 laptop? There’s a YouTube video for that.

In just 26 seconds this video will show you how to turn your old, broken, awful, worthless, bordering on illegal MacBook into a brand-new, state-of-the-art Touch Bar-ready MacBook.

Tools you’ll need:

• MacBook Pro
• Masking Tape
• Electrical Tape

Get to work!

This is perhaps the greatest display of wizardry I've ever laid eyes on. The man magically pours a seemingly never-ending supply of beer from his iPad. This leaves me with only three questions:

1) Who are you? 2) What planet are you from? 3) Will you be able to accept your Nobel Prize in person?

I'm not one to get giddy over Apple products, but controlling my computer while feeling like a wizard is pretty WIN-like to me. Thoughts, WINners?

EDIT: WHOOPS, NOT AN APPLE PRODUCT. Well played, promotional video, making me think this was an Apple product. Well played...

Steve Jobs, 1955 - 2011.

Stay hungry. Stay foolish.

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