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When the product itself looks like it fell out the bag of a Fallout character, you can rest assured the reviews are about to be ridiculous. 

Nobody has time to watch every movie, reviews are great for decision making time. These (mostly negative) reviews will be especially helpful.

Comedian Elijah Daniel, also the author of an Amazon best selling Donald Trump erotic fiction, told twitter for 5,000 retweets he'd get the graphic image tattooed on his leg and he 100% did. Obviously the graphic tattoo isn't for everyone, but check it out if you want to see Daniel's vision of presumably what he described in his erotic tale, "Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & the Bellboy".

And if that is not tremendous enough for our readers, then perhaps these tremendous Trump memes will help build that wall of solitude around our feelings.

Nothing but the shittiest details here, guys. Literally though. Talk about a wild ride down the poop-coated pipeline to a rancid, smelly hell. But hey, is this not the kind of comedic Amazon review gold that we liiive for! Oh, to be this poor dad, who was already busy grinding through a 'training day at work', only to learn his 'floors are dead.' Still not really sure what his little kid was getting after with that illustrative description, but I can appreciate her thinking process, because it sounds like our MVP Roomba went to work in the worst way possible. 

This is easily the funniest Amazon 'review' I've read in a very long time. Anyone out there actually make use of this product? 

The jerkoff artists of the world probably don't give a shit about the latest proclaimed condemnation of masturbation being some sort of disease causing evil on the world. The only condition a dude is bound to retract if he spends too much time making besties with his strong hand and a bottle of the Lubriderm (or whatever) is a crippling hand cramp with a side of tendonitis.