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Trying to#FreeTheNipple is getting weirder.

The big and burly Pittsburgh Penguins took off the pads, hung up the skates, and created a knockout Home Alone parody just in time for the holiday season.

This couldn't come at a better time. We're still trying to deal with whatever sort of cigarette munching, crazy-eyed, mop-headed, sewage beast the once beloved, vaguely adorable Macaulay Carson Culkin evolved into.

Star Wars LEGOs playing the Star Wars theme in a rotary-organ-style keyboard. The show is over, go home people, you won't find anything nerdier and more amazing on the internet today.