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"I shot through the hamper he was carrying. It went straight through the back of his leg. He started crying like a little baby."

Unfortunately Szilard Horvath's comedic genius wasn't rewarded (as it wasn't approved by his bosses) and he's looking for another job already.

This posting for Trump's inauguration from Scottish newspaper Sunday Herald's TV critic Damien Love would be funny if it wasn't so terrifying. 

Jeopardy! has been making quite a comeback in the past few months — what with Alex Trebeck rapping and calling his contestants losers and all. But last night, a contestant on Jeopardy!’s Teen Tournament took the gameshow back for the players.

During "Final Jeopardy!," the contestant, Sabrina, didn't stumble when she didn't know the answer. Instead, she shut Jeopardy! down with an Internet-ready response worth all the Daily Doubles in the world. 

Her response to the answer “Roughly half the size of Texas, it's the largest structure made by living creatures and can even be seen from space” was...

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Forget that the answer is "The Great Barrier Reef" because this is all that matters now. 

And the crowd went wild:

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Your move, Trebek.

Zach Gowen, you're a BAMF.