Sweden

Yeah, I didn't know there was a World Champion Rope Skipping competition either. 

That's Sweden's army brass band playing off King Carl XVI, who just turned 70. Hopefully he likes that club sound!

The Swedes are nuts man. In honor of upholding a Christmas tradition, a 25-year-old Swede set ablaze an enormous decorative goat made of straw.

The authorities are waiting to question the emboldened madman, likely hopped up on all manners of vodka, till he sobers up. Apparently the goat preceded Santa as the bringer of Christmas gifts in old Swedish tradition.

It's best to practice this before a real bear approaches you.