Portal

It may not have ballistic capabilities, but this otherwise fully-functional Portal turret might just kill you with cuteness.

And no, this one-of-a-kind unit is not for sale. It was posted on the Valve Store's own Facebook page, presumably sitting in the offices to guard development of Half-Life 3.

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WARNING: Some brick-based violence.

Finally, I'll be able to jump out of bed without taking fall damage!

So, does this mean that I can finally live my dream of using Wheatley as a pool flotation device?

Yes, we've featured more than a few Portal-related goodies in the past - we could fill a book with cakes alone - but the ingenuity of this one really got me. Check out more cool pics in the via link!