self shot

Prison: Where you build up your body and ruin it with ugly tattoos at the same time.

I understand that the tattoos are permanent, but you can remove the Fred Durst hat at any time.

Ugh. Just looking at this kid reminds me of that awful, mid-2000s music movement know as "screamo." The genre known for whiney little suburban teens crying about their Playstations and rejected love letters.

No son. We don't smile in pictures.

"I want a swastika tattoo, and could you color in 1/100th of it please?"