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Are you an angel? Maybe a Triangle. Just make sure you're not too obtuse. From snow angles to angels, you'll find everything and anything punny about angels. So clap your hands together and grab your protractor and get ready to consistently laugh throughout, at least if you're equilateral.
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16-year-old gets chastised for not helping her dad's new girlfriend, who is pregnant, after the woman was unkind to her: 'She's extra bitter that dad's so focused on making our relationship work instead of on her'
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Adopted child learns that their birth mother has left them a large sum of inheritance money, adopted siblings demand an equal cut despite having no relation: 'They want to split it three ways!'
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Teacher told to "work contracted hours" when he's been helping kids in the gym after school, he stops forcing the district to hire someone: ‘I was told to work my contractual hours, I’m only paid until 2:22. I did this for fun, and it was unofficial’
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20+ employees share the clueless things their bosses have said to them: 'It’s not mandatory, it’s compulsory!'
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