Flower

This tattoo reads, "Don't Be Delicate, Be Vast And Brilliant." Perhaps it's unfair for me to poke fun at a fellow for getting a girly tattoo. Honestly, I prefer this feminine display to this attempt at machismo.

And what do we have peeking out from your shaved pubic area?

Most people try to remove blemishes from their skin. This lady thought it would be a good idea to get them tattooed all over her torso. They look like ants, or scabs, or stitches, or anything other than pleasant.

She looks like a really happy customer.

These are my personal favorites — the tattoos with some "poetic" expression with the depth of a paper towel.