Flower

She looks like a really happy customer.

This tattoo reads, "Don't Be Delicate, Be Vast And Brilliant." Perhaps it's unfair for me to poke fun at a fellow for getting a girly tattoo. Honestly, I prefer this feminine display to this attempt at machismo.

Most people try to remove blemishes from their skin. This lady thought it would be a good idea to get them tattooed all over her torso. They look like ants, or scabs, or stitches, or anything other than pleasant.

These are my personal favorites — the tattoos with some "poetic" expression with the depth of a paper towel.

And what do we have peeking out from your shaved pubic area?