Is that what they call "Rock Bottom"?

Sir, it would appear as though you have a serious medical condition known as A-Freaking-Bear-in-Your-Arm-itis.

Me? I'm a head-directly-attached-to-shoulder man.

I have nothing against tattoos myself. Just bad ones. All those butterfly tramp stamps, misspelled inspirational quotes, and poorly drawn phallic cartoons give tattoo fanatics a less than stellar reputation. But for every tramp stamp there's a tattoo out there that can definitively be called "art."

Discuss amongst yourselves...