xbox 360

It works for a can and string, so it must work for speakers, right?

Cultural and media stereotypes do? Oh... well okay then.

Pop the console itself in the freezer to cool it down. Mensa, get at me.

Cheap headsets can be repaired with a little 'Murrican ingenuity! Now you can get back to getting called racial slurs and having your sexuality questioned by middle schoolers in no time!

Get Over Here and Play a Video Game

My my, Xbox, you're looking awfully melty today!