From the submitter:
My xbox had gotten red rings and I repaired it by adding external fans and relocating the Disk drive to the top
Xbox's remote control requires ridiculously precise aim. I fixed that by gluing a magnifying glass to it.
Thank god the Wii doesn't have heating problems, mine would have exploded from the 100+ hours of Skyward Sword I played on my week off.
I nominate him official mascot of pantsless nerds everywhere.
Awww buddy, you built this for me? I have a great place for it. Oh sorry, you're too young for Xbox. Go build daddy something else useful.
Upon further investigation, it turns out Finkbräu is an almost undrinkable export brew from Germany. I hope it was worth making it through that case to play this.
At least you have a Kleenex ready for when you start crying in frustration. ~Not-So-Handy Andy