"Bought this car for $300, I finally sold this car when the axle was about to rust out of the frame. I got $300 for it."
Now that's Das Auto! ... Wait, no, that's Volkswagen... You know what, I don't care, it's Das Auto anyway!
I was going to make a joke about the ADA card on the rear view mirror and how it explains the bumper, but something tells me that wooden't go over too well...
From the submitter:
"If he were a car mechanic, I wouldn't have this bumper. Good thing he isn't a baker..."