wine

Drinking (accessories) and driving are getting surprisingly popular these days. New mantra: If you can't do it on the roads, bring it into the kitchen!

... and voila!

Rednecks often blur the line between crazy and genius.

"Guests were already arriving and I had no hook in the ceiling from where to hang a bag/net to hold the bag from the bag-in-a-box. Over the edge of the table you say? Sure, if I could afford dry-cleaning everyone's pants and dresses (those spouts are as leaky as an old dog). Luckily there's always LEGO!"

This wine stand serves a two-fold purpose in my opinion. First and most obvious, it's super useful. Second, the Legos are nostalgia-inducing so it'll put all the guests in a good state of mind for when they inevitably get plastered. WIN-WIN if you ask me!

But you have to open the first bottle in the conventional fashion.

"Last year the drainhose for my ancient dishwasher broke off my equally ancient disposer. Surprisingly, there's no aftermarket plug for these, so I made one out of an adapter and a wine cork."

One could say that your dishwasher is... how do I put this... all washed up?