windshield wiper

Sorry Blue, I couldn't hear you from all the way up on your high horse! Psssh. "Country folk."

Psssh.

I'm pretty sure any other utensil facing other direction would be more effective than this. ~NSHA

"Hurrr durr I kleen rainz rill gud!"

Every time it rains you'll make some new friends. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

For some reason, it wouldn't pass the safety inspection.

The spring is the icing on this kludge cake. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Tampon jokes. Always gross.

~NSHA