Tampon jokes. Always gross.
Every time it rains you'll make some new friends. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
The spring is the icing on this kludge cake. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
I'm pretty sure any other utensil facing other direction would be more effective than this. ~NSHA
For some reason, it wouldn't pass the safety inspection.
"Hurrr durr I kleen rainz rill gud!"
Sorry Blue, I couldn't hear you from all the way up on your high horse! Psssh. "Country folk."