windshield

Now that I have this very police-motorcycle like windshield, I suddenly have the urge to pull myself over when I go too fast...

"Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?" "83, me. 83 miles per hour." "Wow, me, how'd you know?" "Lucky guess, I suppose."

Also, I think one of my front tires may be flat. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Whatever this is, is not. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

The kids look on in horror as their favorite cartoon sponge is forced into a life of painful servitude.

~NSHA

When your windows begin to fog, what better way to clear them then with hamster tubing?

THE STORM IS CHASING YOU! DRIVE FASTER!

~NSHA

Maybe he just needs to take off the freshness seal. ~Not-So-Handy Andy