windshield

THE STORM IS CHASING YOU! DRIVE FASTER!

~NSHA

When your windows begin to fog, what better way to clear them then with hamster tubing?

The kids look on in horror as their favorite cartoon sponge is forced into a life of painful servitude.

~NSHA

Also, I think one of my front tires may be flat. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Maybe he just needs to take off the freshness seal. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Whatever this is, is not. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Now that I have this very police-motorcycle like windshield, I suddenly have the urge to pull myself over when I go too fast...

"Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?" "83, me. 83 miles per hour." "Wow, me, how'd you know?" "Lucky guess, I suppose."

Sorry Blue, I couldn't hear you from all the way up on your high horse! Psssh. "Country folk."

Psssh.