windows

"The real estate agent lied! They said the house had multi-story windows!"

"Technically he wasn't lying, bro."

"WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE, BRO!!!"

Submitter oooEMooo says the air conditioning wasn't working at the restaurant and there was no arm to hold the window open, so Pa used a spare fork.

And just as they were programmed to do, all previous iPad versions shut down as soon as a new model was announced.

~NSHA

It doesn't make toast, but it does burn DVDs...