windows

It doesn't make toast, but it does burn DVDs...

And just as they were programmed to do, all previous iPad versions shut down as soon as a new model was announced.

~NSHA

"What's the matter, officer?"
"Sir, the tags on your fender have expired. And your friend there has an illegal window tint."

"The real estate agent lied! They said the house had multi-story windows!"

"Technically he wasn't lying, bro."

"WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE, BRO!!!"

Actually, every word in the phrase probably should. ~NSHA