windows

It doesn't make toast, but it does burn DVDs...

When removing a ventilation pipe full of bees nest leaves a 4" diameter hole on the outside of your house, dip into the workshop and find the first thing that is bigger. Never has a support CD delivered such a practical solution!

"The real estate agent lied! They said the house had multi-story windows!"

"Technically he wasn't lying, bro."

"WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE, BRO!!!"

"What's the matter, officer?"
"Sir, the tags on your fender have expired. And your friend there has an illegal window tint."

THE STORM IS CHASING YOU! DRIVE FASTER!

~NSHA

User bvolvo19 spotted this in a hospital parking lot and hopes it's not the doctor's car.

Actually, every word in the phrase probably should. ~NSHA

And just as they were programmed to do, all previous iPad versions shut down as soon as a new model was announced.

~NSHA