THE STORM IS CHASING YOU! DRIVE FASTER!
Actually, every word in the phrase probably should. ~NSHA
Submitter oooEMooo says the air conditioning wasn't working at the restaurant and there was no arm to hold the window open, so Pa used a spare fork.
User bvolvo19 spotted this in a hospital parking lot and hopes it's not the doctor's car.
"What's the matter, officer?"
"Sir, the tags on your fender have expired. And your friend there has an illegal window tint."