wheelbarrow

Speak softly and carry a freaking huge Gatling gun attached to a wheel barrow.

~NSHA

From what I can tell, they're neck-and-neck!

"Yarrrrrr gon' gimme all yer traysure else I'ma shoot yew wit nat der blunderbuss!"

proxymat, you just might be a genius!

I think this is exactly what a construction site needs; gas-powered, all terrain wheelbarrows speeding in between precarious scaffolding. What could go wrong?

~NSHA

Is it technically a unicycle?

I would make puns about this pool being hot and all, but they probably wouldn't go over too well. It'd be wheel embarrowsing.

A Helivuckelbarrow!

He's got a barrow on his head, but don't call him a barrowhead.

From the submitter:

"My hippie parents have been "repurposing" my whole life. This particular creation is a favorite. It doesn't tip over! The sad thing is, that my dad has TWO of them!"