wheelbarrow

A Helivuckelbarrow!

Speak softly and carry a freaking huge Gatling gun attached to a wheel barrow.

~NSHA

Is it technically a unicycle?

I would make puns about this pool being hot and all, but they probably wouldn't go over too well. It'd be wheel embarrowsing.

"Yarrrrrr gon' gimme all yer traysure else I'ma shoot yew wit nat der blunderbuss!"

proxymat, you just might be a genius!

From what I can tell, they're neck-and-neck!

He's got a barrow on his head, but don't call him a barrowhead.

I think this is exactly what a construction site needs; gas-powered, all terrain wheelbarrows speeding in between precarious scaffolding. What could go wrong?

~NSHA

From the submitter:

"My hippie parents have been "repurposing" my whole life. This particular creation is a favorite. It doesn't tip over! The sad thing is, that my dad has TWO of them!"