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Are you trying to ford the river with your Ford? I think I got dysentery just from looking at this.

"Copy that, Bicycle, you're clear for takeoff on runway two-niner."

For a different spin on this kludge, get rid of the wheel and belt and attach the spit directly to the motor. Then, depending on the motor's RPM, your pig roaster turns magically into sideways bacon-flavored eggbeaters.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

The right on this guy must be insane. ~NSHA

If your neighborhood BMX hills have a bit of a landmine problem, then go ahead and take this bike.