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If your neighborhood BMX hills have a bit of a landmine problem, then go ahead and take this bike.

"Copy that, Bicycle, you're clear for takeoff on runway two-niner."

Are you trying to ford the river with your Ford? I think I got dysentery just from looking at this.

But is it airtight?

The right on this guy must be insane. ~NSHA

That was a horrible pun. Toro-ly unacceptable. Deerest apologies.

For a different spin on this kludge, get rid of the wheel and belt and attach the spit directly to the motor. Then, depending on the motor's RPM, your pig roaster turns magically into sideways bacon-flavored eggbeaters.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack