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If only my girlfriends were like this. Right guys? Guys? BRO HIGH FIVE. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Kludge koffee is far more terrible than it sounds. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

But he secretly love his little pink 'brelly.

~NSHA

And stopping to check directions once along your route is far too many times.

~Not-So-Handy-Clearly-Not-A-Smartphone-Owner-Andy

At least it distracts from that god-awful paint job. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

If you start to get claustrophobic, just take a few deep breaths.

~NSHA