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Kludge koffee is far more terrible than it sounds. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

At least it distracts from that god-awful paint job. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I guess it does say "Some Weather" on the box. ~NSHA

Just don't move that duct tape. It's, ummmm, load bearing. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

With the sacred tarp-mumu of ancient Lapland, the wearer traditionally wears naught but a mankini underneath. Let's be glad the times have changed.

~NSHA

But he secretly love his little pink 'brelly.

~NSHA

Now you know how I get to work everyday. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

If you start to get claustrophobic, just take a few deep breaths.

~NSHA

And stopping to check directions once along your route is far too many times.

~Not-So-Handy-Clearly-Not-A-Smartphone-Owner-Andy