waterproof

With the sacred tarp-mumu of ancient Lapland, the wearer traditionally wears naught but a mankini underneath. Let's be glad the times have changed.

~NSHA

See what you have to do when you wear sandals on the wrong day? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

And stopping to check directions once along your route is far too many times.

~Not-So-Handy-Clearly-Not-A-Smartphone-Owner-Andy

But hey, that's how some people do puzzles. Who am I to judge? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Kludge koffee is far more terrible than it sounds. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

If you start to get claustrophobic, just take a few deep breaths.

~NSHA

If only my girlfriends were like this. Right guys? Guys? BRO HIGH FIVE. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I guess it does say "Some Weather" on the box. ~NSHA