waterproof

At least it distracts from that god-awful paint job. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

All the better to capture the calm and saran-ity of the ocean with!

See what you have to do when you wear sandals on the wrong day? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I guess it does say "Some Weather" on the box. ~NSHA

With the sacred tarp-mumu of ancient Lapland, the wearer traditionally wears naught but a mankini underneath. Let's be glad the times have changed.

~NSHA

If you start to get claustrophobic, just take a few deep breaths.

~NSHA