waterproof

With the sacred tarp-mumu of ancient Lapland, the wearer traditionally wears naught but a mankini underneath. Let's be glad the times have changed.

~NSHA

At least it distracts from that god-awful paint job. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

If only my girlfriends were like this. Right guys? Guys? BRO HIGH FIVE. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I guess it does say "Some Weather" on the box. ~NSHA

All the better to capture the calm and saran-ity of the ocean with!

But he secretly love his little pink 'brelly.

~NSHA

But hey, that's how some people do puzzles. Who am I to judge? ~Not-So-Handy Andy