waterproof

At least it distracts from that god-awful paint job. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I guess it does say "Some Weather" on the box. ~NSHA

If only my girlfriends were like this. Right guys? Guys? BRO HIGH FIVE. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

See what you have to do when you wear sandals on the wrong day? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Just don't move that duct tape. It's, ummmm, load bearing. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

All the better to capture the calm and saran-ity of the ocean with!

Kludge koffee is far more terrible than it sounds. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

But hey, that's how some people do puzzles. Who am I to judge? ~Not-So-Handy Andy